were any of those clubs you listed founded after the year 2000? or in a league that founded in the early 90's?
For the record, I would be just as unhappy with 'United' 'City' 'Rangers' 'Athletic' or any of the other classic names if it was applied to us.
The name 'Real Salt Lake' is a joke to me for the same reason, it's trying to hard to be something it's not.
I think that F.C. is the only thing that is passable, because it's practically universal.